The Secret

So, according to The Secret

the Laws of Attraction will only work
if you believe in the Laws of Attraction.


and the most important thing of all
is to keep writing stuffs and believing in it


so here goes my list.


i will find a job
i will get slimmer
i will be happily in love
i will be as awesome as i can get

F.R.I.E.N.D.S

I'm a true-blue TV junkie.

And with my slacker life, I watched them as soon as they aired.

Last time, it was on MegaVideo but due to the @$%^# FBI who took it down,

I now torrent my shows. LOL.

once they are available on Isohunt

F.R.I.E.N.D.S is the best sitcom that I've watched so far.

"Everything I know in Life, I learnt from Friends"

http://friendsislife.wordpress.com/2009/12/13/everything-i-know-in-my-life-i-learned-from-friends-poster-quotes/

It's my sanctuary , it's like Harry Potter to me.

I love Rachel Green as much as I love my Winnie the Pooh.

And that's saying a lot.

And there they are,

my 6 favorite fictional characters of all time.

I'll be there for you

(when the rain starts to pour)

I'll be there for you

(like I've been there before)

I'll be there for you

(cause you're there for me too)

- the rembrandts-

Im finally back to blogging because, 

MY VIDEOS ARE TAKING FOREVER TO LOADDDDDDDDD

WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS TO ME??

Anyway, since I have some time, heres a blog post from me

its overdue but still,

I promised myself that i would blogged about 2011.

I even done a small paragraph that goes like this,

"2011 was certainly a year of ups and downs. And to top it off, i had fallen down on the last day of 2011"

AND yes, to answer you guys, i did fell down. #wtf #fml #mylifesucks

But seeing now its March 2012,

(yes, time flies when you sleep at 5am and wake up at 1pm

don't ask me how, it is just happening)

so to sum it up,

2 words to 2011

FUCK OFF!!!!!

or if you want a much civilized one,

GOOD RIDDANCE!

Looking back, I honestly have no f-ing idea how I survived.

I certainly became a lot more angst but I honestly think it's so much better you know?

I really love my current life

(whats not to love, i sleep till 1pm okay)

yes, i don't deny, it still fucking hurts at times

especially when I see the FB posts.

and not forgetting I am forced to see them. in flesh. #wtf #FMLoncemore

for the record, I'm never going to outings that have him or her or them

NO AMOUNT OF BEGGING WILL EVER MAKE ME HAVE DINNER WITH THEM INVITED

NOT EVEN 1 MILLION

NOT EVEN IF NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS GONNA BE THERE

NOT EVEN IF NPH SUDDENLY ANNOUNCES HE'S NOT GAY AND WANTS TO BRING ME HOME AND GIVES ME 1 MILLION AND A DIAMOND RING. 

LOLOLOLOL

I believe you all get the point.

And besides, NPH is so gay and so in love with David Burtka, I cannot break them apart.

you see, crappy, I have morals.

wait do you know what morals are?

okay fine, I'm sorry. I'm never doing that anymore.

double chins it is.

and for that asshole, hope you go impotent and bald and have a paunchy stomach and homeless with no family and friends, walk out buy drugs to support your cocaine addition and got bang by a car that renders you not dead but surviving only on life support.

and who knows, when doctors gives you medical check-up, you are in Cancer 3rd Stage.

oh you poor thing... NOT.

LOLOLOLOLOL. 

definitely going to Hell for all this.

but it's okay because,

eug&zc&nitx are my cell mates. <3

Enough about 2011,

Im done saying and it has honestly been a year, 

Nitx tells me everyday that I need to find a guy, but it's so scary.

To go out and put yourself there.

ARE U FUCKING CRAZY?

screams my brain.

because the deal is this,

The more you love, the more you hate.